The rise of the Kebab:
The intended 3rd movie. This concept turned out to be rather
cool, if not too ambiguous. This starts where the original left off. here is a brief description of the movie:
The film opens with a flashback, this establishes the idea
that the gunshot heard at the end of the predecesor was in fact from Harky's gun and was aimed at Neil. Neil is sprawled
over table and harky and Al leave.
The film then returns to the present and sees Al become a
protagonist alongside Harky. Both are practicing martial arts (Don't bother asking) and Al is now working for the police
(Again don't bother asking). Several clips follow with both K.C.'s death and Josepi's death. both are killed by an unseen
figure. word reaches Harky and Al. Al recognises the certain style of killing as a trademark of Papa Smurf! is Papa
Smurf back?
As the 2 cops talk, Bob emerges from the bushes! What the?
Isn't he dead??? doesn't look like it. He establishes that he and Smurf staged his death so he could work from behind the
scenes slowly bringing the police force down from the inside. however he didn't intend for Smurf to die...so...he brings him
back to life...this time...SUPER STRONG (Don't bother asking)!!! he then stops explaining and laughs evily
Al getting mad rushes from beside Harky in an attempt to battle it out with Bob,
who draws a pistol and dispatches Al. He runs off, with Harky's shots missing him. Harky yells "Noooooooo!!!!" up into the
sky. Al grabs Harky close and tells him where he thinks Bob and Smurf will be. He then dies.
Part 2 begins with Harky getting up and rushing after Bob, eventually catching
up with him. Things turn to the worse when Papa Smurf shows up and battles Harky alongside Bob. This final climatical battle
was meant to be held at night with really exxagerated moves. Forced into a corner, it looks like Harky will take his last
breath when Al crawls in bleeding and uses his last bullet on on Papa Smurf, before dying...again. Bob is then beaten. Harky
looks up into the stars...in the distance a shadowy figure laughs. the end? I think not
The last Kebab:
set a year after "The Rise of the Kebab". After having a crazy and farout dream, where
Harky sees far away a demon holding prisoners, Harky wakes up and makes a startling discovery...There are no kebabs left.
And so begins his journey to find the last Kebab. This concept turned out to be more of a power ranger sort of genre movie...and
lets face it rather crappy. But I'll continue. While randomly searching for the kebab with clues from his dream, he comes
across evil warriors who stop him in his path. He kills them in typical power ranger fashion and finally reaches the beach
seen in his dream. He finds the demon, but to his surprise he finds out that it is Al! more soon...
A Kebab in time: Who is the real perpertrator
of all that has transpired? Who has been the real mastermind? Who was heard laughing in the bushes in "The Rise of The Kebab"?
The answer- KC! HUh? How you ask...read ahead my chum. Kc resurfacing from the grave, knows that his plot to gain control
of the Smurf empire has not taken place. Why? that damn cop- Harky. KC decides that he must steal a time machine to erase
Harky from the past. When Harky hears word of this he must venture into the past and protect himself from assasination. Harky
forms an unlikely alliance with...well, um, himself. This was the most ambitious film. The most technically ground breaking
film. Perhaps, in a way, the most inspired film. well, no. But it was pretty damn cool. How does it cnclude you ask...KC is
tricked into shooting a retrospective copy of himself, eliminating all traces of his self in space and time. All that transpired
in the KAD trilogy...whoops series never occurs. Way cool. Was it ever in production? Oh Yeh...2 shots- Harky talking to himself-
"we used different clothes to distinguish the two Harkys" and a scene with Harky understanding the consequences of KC's death.
thats it. Thats the complete saga.
Conceptual titles:
"The man with the golden kebab"
"octokebab"
"Kebab is not enough"
"How do Kebabs have Kebabies???"
